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[doctorisin]

You've reached the office of Doctor Jonathan Crane.

If you were enquiring after booking office hours, please include the desired date and time. If this is an emergency, please dial my clinic at the police station.

Otherwise, leave me a message.

Have a nice day.

Comments

[doctorisin]

You called me by my profession.

I merely did the same.

I hope I didn't hurt your feelings?

[Feel that burn.]

[motherwarnedme]

You're being forgetful. That is no longer my profession.

And nothing you say could ever hurt my feelings.

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[doctorisin]

'Once a thief, always a thief.' Isn't that the expression?

Oh, I don't know. Calling you a whore had some effect. After all, you did tear through my apartment like a mad she-devil. Tell me; was that not an emotional response?

[motherwarnedme]

Everyone's a thief, in my opinion.

Here we go with that wild accusation. Aren't I entitled to due process?